Res ipsa loquitur

Saw this gif from "Air Force One Is Down" -- know nothing about the canon -- but it makes me badly want Rupert Graves as Sam Vimes/John Keel in a film of Terry Pratchett's Night Watch.

He's too handsome, but do I care?

I've posted a new story based on Terry Pratchett's Night Watch:

Pseudopolis
Vimes/young Vetinari -- NC-17 -- 3,400 words
The only traces of the future Vetinari were the nose, the hands, and the stillness.
Warnings, if any (highlight to read): No particular warning.

Thanks to giglet for beta!

If you haven't read Night Watch recently, there's a brief summary in the story notes.

Or you can read it on my nifty page on An Archive Of Our Own.