Res ipsa loquitur

For the five of you who read my journal and don't also read cesperanza's, why? she finished an SGA story off of some scribblings I had done a long time ago, and this is the result:

Phatic
McKay/Sheppard -- NC-17 -- 1,700 words
"It means it doesn't mean anything," Rodney says. "It's just something you do, like asking people how they are when you don't care, or telling people to look you up when they're in town." "So, pretty much your whole life, then," John says sincerely.
On AO3 or on my site even though Cesca actually wrote most of it.

Also, I've now cross-posted to my site the SGA OT4 story first posted in sga_saturday: Team Dynamics.

I've posted a new SGA smutlet to my website. This one is for hj2, unless she only enjoys Rodney with John.

Spirit
McKay/Zelenka -- NC-17 -- 2,750 words
In which it turns out that Radek Zelenka is a sex god.

eta: ooooops, she's hj2, not h2j!

I got the best friends in explored space.

So far I've taken about three hundred books to help rebuild the school library after the fire. I don't know how many people have sent gift certificates directly to Mrs. M., but the librarian knows me by name now.

The offer I made in the original post still stands: anyone who wants to donate can give me a pairing and ask me a question, and I'll write them something little, or maybe not so little.

thefourthvine gets her smutlet first, though, because she gave me one hell of a prompt.

Long
SGA, McKay/Sheppard -- NC-17 -- 500 words
thefourthvine prompts: What's the longest John can go without an orgasm?

I am so bad about announcing podfics -- sorry to everyone who's done all this hard work and not heard a word from me. nos4a2no9 has done a podfic of my Due South story, Adorned -- you can find the link here. And general_jinjur has done a podfic of my Stargate Atlantis story Girlfriend with lovely cover art by raz0rgirl -- you can find the link here.

Again, here's my policy on podfics, remixes, DVD commentaries, and any and all transformations of my work: go for it.

• Last night I dreamed that David Hewlett and I were doing a little necking, and also a little bonding over how much we loved to hold other people's babies. His baby made no appearance. And I don't even like babies all that much. Give me a kid that can talk back, I say.

• Also last night at 4 a.m. there was a great crash, and now we have no power. (I'm writing this from a coffee shop where I fled for blessed internet.) I opened the windows when the air conditioning went off, and I said to the spouse, "It's amazing how quiet it is out there," and he said, "Well, many of the loudest insects are powered with electricity."

giglet: I want an AU where the team are the noir detectives of the Pegasus Galaxy.
     terrio envisions Teyla in (male) noir-detective get-up and swoons
giglet: Oh, the fedora!
terrio: with the hat and all!
resonant8: oomg
terrio: yes!
terrio: exactly
kassrachel: So who's the dame with the legs up to here?
resonant8: John.

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"One Night In Bangkok" came up on shuffle (this would be because I'm a big giant dork and my kid doesn't yet know enough about music to demand that I shape up), and, man, people, that is totally Rodney McKay talking!

I mean, a young, even more defensive sort of Rodney McKay, where "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine" translates to "I'm so utterly hopeless with women that I can't tell which are the prostitutes and which are the doctoral students, and it doesn't matter anyway because all of them either laugh at me or throw drinks at me."

Tell me you can't see this

I wanted to belatedly point you to these items:

A podfic of "Advantage" (SGA), read by dodificus. I'm impressed that she took on one of the long ones, and she did a terrific job.

Audiobooks! cybel has turned zabira's podfics into audiobook format, with cover artwork and everything:

- "Reality" (SGA) audiobook with gorgeous cover art by crysothemis
- "Campfire Tales" (DS) audiobook
- "Whisper" (DS) audiobook

the_oscar_cat has done a podfic (read-aloud version) of Input. You can find download options here.

the_oscar_cat has a lovely British accent. It's quite disturbingly narcissistic that I find this recording sexy, but I do.

(I wish I could remember who sent me the read-aloud version of Experiment, which made me all bashful so that I didn't reply until I'd forgotten who it was and couldn't thank her properly. If that was you, poke me, will you?)

This might be a good time to mention my policy on podfics, remixes, fanfic of fanfic, etc., which is: Go for it. I consider anything I've published to be fair game for anything you like to do with it -- as long as you use adult-content warnings where appropriate, and as long as you don't claim that you've written my words or that I've written anyone else's.

Also, we're off on vacation tomorrow, so I won't be seeing you until the end of June. Have fun and don't break anything!

Those of you who were the majority in the which-smutlet poll, your wish is my command: I've posted a new SGA smutlet to my website.

Field Conditions
McKay/Sheppard -- NC-17 -- 821 words
"And don't tell me there are no mistakes in sex, because when you say, 'Ow,' this definitely indicates an error on my part."

Beta thanks to cesperanza, giglet, and terrio.

oxoniensis is having a Porn Battle! Prompts are here. Muchas smutty stories are here.

I might have written something.