Pirates smut recs?

[resonant]

Finally saw Pirates of the Caribbean. Every bit as three-slashy as everyone has been saying. What I want to know now is:

1. What on earth kind of accent was Johnny Depp trying for?

2. Why oh why does all the Pirates fic seem to be PG-13?! Is everybody just still doing research on historically accurate lubricants, or what? Because, I mean, if you can't despoil a Disney movie, you're not fit to be a despoiler at all, say I.

Comments

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

1. I believe Depp's accent is "drunken drag queen." As in Roger Ebert's review, which made me giggle with laughter:

Depp in particular seems to be channeling a drunken drag queen, with his eyeliner and the way he minces ashore and slurs his dialogue ever so insouciantly. Don't mistake me: This is not a criticism, but admiration for his work. It can be said that his performance is original in its every atom. There has never been a pirate, or for that matter a human being, like this in any other movie.

2. Most of the Pirates fic I've seen is rated ARRRR! I think they do this on purpose.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Have any recs? I've literally not been able to find any that describes even a kiss in any detail. I want smut!

[basingstoke.livejournal.com]

My friend Ladybee has been posting to pirates500. You haven't heard of her because she normally writes pro, but Captain Jacqueline won't let her go. :D Gen and het so far. Slash possible.

astolat has some fic as well, which is of course good.

pirates500 and pirategasm seem to be the place to go. The first is a shortfic challenge community. The second is more all-purpose.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

I personally don't have any recs -- I'm not yet sure whether I'm going to fall into the POTC pit or not -- but fearlessdiva has been posting quite a few recently. Also check out pirategasm, potc100, and pirates500.