You want all-bald characters?

Mmm... a world of Lex Luthors and Jean-Luc Picards....

Ahem.

No, I just want them to have *hair* instead of locks or tresses when they're discussing their own hair.

And elminating Harlequins will remove all the "sooty lashes" in the universe.

Now you're making me all excited.

blue as cheese
brown as, um... brown as dirt.

You kept it cleaner than I would have. *g*