My very first entry ended with "Huh?" which is an eloquent summary of my livejournal content.

We have a winner, I'd say.

So I personally am a lot of cake.

It's like they KNOW you!

Would I Were a white fur throw wearing nothing but in some muted color

And haven't we all wished that at some time in our lives?

Thinks I'm writing!

Sig! Sig! It's funny 'cause it's true.

-- not to mention my new username.

I must've missed that?

Best ones I got were:
the FBI seizes the writing front

and

You're not like you guys are You know I like you sleep. You sleep.