down in Hell they have horror movies where the Devil gets posessed by my Mum

[feeling a vague sense of guilt for laughing so hard at your misfortune]

I think there are times when, barring the magical transformation of someone into someone else altogether, the best you can do is choose not to go back into that burning building.

. Think of all the slash folks could write if they weren't distracted by parental disapproval!

Yes! Absolutely! It's another step in the direction of Saving The World Through Smut.