*dies laughing* holy CRAP did that work? because i wish it did with my father... he just steamrolls right through whatever not-so-subtle remark i've made to try and stop him, and continues right on saying exactly why i'm not quite perfect enough for him... which unfortunately usually involves listing all the traits i share with my mother (his incredibly thankful ex), and therefore are the worst things i could possibly do/act/feel/think etc.
*snorts* a Barbie... dude. that's a brilliant response...