Talk about phenomenal timing! It's been a feckin' long day, and all I wanted was to come home and fling myself into bed with some comfort reading -- and this, oh man, this was just perfect. I can't tell you how many times I snorfled out loud at Rodney lines, including this one--
it left him turned on and pissed off at the same time, giving masturbation the character of angry fight sex.
Ah, I just love how Rodney's ego is the size of the universe -- but not without some accompanying benefits, like a weird sort of open-mindedness (that sort of: I'm so fantastic that everyone loves me, and why would I be cruel and deny them the opportunity even if they're male/female/alien?).
Are there really guys out there who squeeze women's breasts because it's fun? (For them. Fuckers.) I see it in a lot of stories -- enough that it seems it must happen to some women -- so I guess I'm just lucky enough to have avoided the experience?
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it left him turned on and pissed off at the same time, giving masturbation the character of angry fight sex.
Ah, I just love how Rodney's ego is the size of the universe -- but not without some accompanying benefits, like a weird sort of open-mindedness (that sort of: I'm so fantastic that everyone loves me, and why would I be cruel and deny them the opportunity even if they're male/female/alien?).
Are there really guys out there who squeeze women's breasts because it's fun? (For them. Fuckers.) I see it in a lot of stories -- enough that it seems it must happen to some women -- so I guess I'm just lucky enough to have avoided the experience?