Oh, I could believe it. It took all of 10 seconds for my mind to supply the mental image of Rodney McKay flinging clothes in every direction and yelling "Mine! All mine!" like Daffy Duck before plunging in headfirst.

I'm torn between being glad I only buy chocolate from Cadbury and reminding myself that if I wouldn't be put off by licking the actual hot sweaty men themselves, it's unlikely that the chocolate would pose any great danger after who knows how much more fermentation and processing...