'Tis a puzzlement - for as many times as I've inadvertently kicked her, dropped things on her, spilled hot liquids on her, spilled cold liquids on her, and stomped on her paws, my kitty STILL likes to walk underfoot.

Cats are so smart - WHY won't she learn this particular lesson???? I fear that she will learn it the very hard way - as a kitty pancake. *sigh*

I'm glad you and your cat were not permanently harmed in the making of this adventure!