Man, Hamburger Helper takes me back to grade-school "beef stroganoff", which I suspect was neither beef nor stroganoff!

Actually, there's one thing I took from my grade school cafeteria that is AWESOME, and that is Baked Potato Bar.

You get a bunch of fixin's & set them out -- cheese and onions and chili and bacon bits and whatever you think might be good on a potato -- and everyone gets their own baked potato and can dress it just how they like!