Never again

[resonant]

The list of Things That If I Mention Them You Are Encouraged To Shoot Me For My Own Good has expanded:

1. Church cookbook
   
2. Custom Christmas cards
   
3. Any supposedly fun luncheon activity that starts with a blank jigsaw puzzle

We probably have impending drama at the church office -- Pastor Vague has exhausted the patience of people far more patient than me (almost everybody is more patient than me) -- but in the meantime, potlucks and supposedly fun luncheon activities go on.

Tomorrow I get to buy twelve pounds of ground beef and make four tres leches cakes!

All this civic-mindedness is cutting into my smut-writing time, damn it.

Comments

[resonant]

I'm laughing at the idea of caramel meatloaf, but also weirdly intrigued.

[sara]

Wouldn't that be an enchanting thing to pull out of your carry-and-serve bag at the next potluck?