" vaguely notice some smoke and sirens off thataway and hope that it's not going to cut into my smut."

:P

You know what; that works for me! I am thankfully rarely involved in fandom drama; I think the last idiocy I committed* was to argue with skywardprodigal like the White person I am during Racefail '09. I read up on fandom wank sometimes, if and when it concerns my fandoms or when I'm feeling spiteful (Supernatural, I'm looking at the mess you are), but just the fact that I have to go and look up wtf is going on...

* or remember committing, anyway