resonant: Ray Kowalski (Due South) (Default)
resonant ([personal profile] resonant) wrote2020-10-17 04:02 pm

Sorry, they have a mind of their own

Tentacle porn is all very well, but I think we've been missing opportunities in the area of tentacle romance.

- "Sorry, they have a mind of their own." "Yeah, OK, but why do they want to stroke my ear?"

- Went to sleep with hands touching. Woke up with a coil that encases your entire forearm.

- Two words: Tentacle hugs

- Two more words: Sucker kisses

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