Awesome. Just awesome. I could very nearly hear Judd Nelson and Anthony Michael Hall's voices in my head at certain points, which I suppose is a hint that things have really been done right in a film fandom.

My favorite part was so silly, too -- the bit where you describe Wysocki as being an ice cream cone with a head felt so, so, so right and Bender-y.

...Would you be mad if I asked you to write the wedding, too? *g* Oh, knowing the reactions of John's family would be priceless.