You think that's bad? In my senior year of high school (at an all-girls' Catholic school) we had a class called 'Christian Lifestyles' where they finally gave us some semi-useful sex ed and whatnot, and the teacher is standing at the front of the room, talking about how sex within marriage is beautiful and wonderful and 'Brings me closer to God.' I flashed on Nine Inch Nails and almost *died*.