Also, everybody says Aaron ought to wash that disgusting beard

[resonant]

I'm contemplating a Cynic's Version of the Psalms.

Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity! It is like a freaking miracle, that's what it is like.

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[fox]

;-)

(Why standest thou afar off, O Lord? why hidest thyself in times of trouble? Do you think we don't see you over there, or if you stay quiet and don't raise your hand maybe you won't get called on?)

(... I'm going to hell. [g])

[resonant]

[giggling quietly to myself]

[resonant]

My God, my God, why have you forsaken me? Why are you so far from helping me, from the words of my groaning? And why do you permit mailings to be sent out without the approval of the legal counsel and the governing district?

[fox]

See, yours are inevitably going to be more targeted, while mine will be generic, as I am not employed by a church. :-)



I was glad when they said unto me, Let us go into the house of the Lord. Because the mosquitoes are eating me alive out here.

Make a joyful noise unto God, all ye lands: but not between 10pm and 8am.

We have heard with our ears, O God, our fathers have told us, what work thou didst in their days, in the times of old. In fact we've heard many times, because our fathers tell the same stories every time we see them.

Judge me, O Lord; for I have walked in mine integrity: I have trusted also in the Lord; therefore I shall not slide. If my teammate can execute a sacrifice bunt, I'll advance, but I'll do it standing or not at all.

Lord, who shall abide in thy tabernacle? who shall dwell in thy holy hill? If they cannot agree, perhaps they should switch places after the winter break.

[resonant]

You are brilliant.

I was glad when they said unto me, Let us go into the house of the Lord. Because the mosquitoes are eating me alive out here.

This made me laugh till I cried, seriously.

[fox]

I'm glad! I was pleased with that one and the switching-after-break one; the others I don't hate, but I don't like them quite as much.

[ghoti]

i'm laughing so hard i'm squeaking. i think i scared the neighbors.