Also, everybody says Aaron ought to wash that disgusting beard

[resonant]

I'm contemplating a Cynic's Version of the Psalms.

Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity! It is like a freaking miracle, that's what it is like.

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[schemingreader]

(Is your username pronounced "fish"?)

Yes, it is a normal kiddush lunch! When fox says Midwestern Jews eat weird things, she's not wrong.

Also, one doesn't burn in hell for using scriptural texts to mock communal foibles in my congregation--one saves them up for Purim.

[fox]

Purim! I am redeemed. :-D

[carries on][yearns for hamentaschen]

[ghoti]

(yes, yes it is :) )

butbutbutbut i'm not midwestern!

[schemingreader]

Oh. Perhaps I meant, midwestern...Lithuania?

[ghoti]

...if it's Tuesday we must be in Poland?