Mmm, sullied toys

[resonant]

Poor northernveil is having to defend the existence of Pippi Longstocking slash in her own LJ. And she's not even the one who wrote it.

Our attacker would probably be shocked, shocked, to learn that nearly 100% of the people who read and love children's books will eventually have sex!

In closing, a semi-relevant and very ancient chat log. (Is Kira even on LJ? Anybody know? And, sanj, if this Sandy isn't you, my apologies.)

Kira: This falls into the category of 'beloved childhood objects which one is not allowed to suggest might be having sex, much less with eachother.'
resonant: Psst. Kira. The Velveteen Rabbit and Winnie-the-Pooh were doin' it.
liviapenn: The Velveteen Rabbit doesn't even have limbs!
resonant: The Velveteen Rabbit only has one less arm than Krycek.
Kira: you leave ratboy out of this.
Kira: he will sully the toys.
julad: Mmm, sullied toys.
Kira: I hate you all.
Kira: you are evil evil people.
Kira collects her bunny and goes off to the corner to have a nice. safe, vanilla, tea party
sanj offers Kira a seat on the flannel cushions in the Vanilla Corner.
julad: Vanilla Corner. there's a title begging for a story.
liviapenn: "And Winnie the Pooh moved to Vanilla Corner, where he wrote gay erotica under the name of Saunders."

Comments

[northern]

Too bad it doesn't have that meaning in Swedish, mm? It's a nonsense word here. :)

[skuf.livejournal.com]

I know, but I just couldn't resist pointing it out :o)

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Btw, what does your icon mean? What's the meaning behind it, I mean...

[northern]

It's a spinoff of those "[insert something] - my Anti-Drug" commercials. In my case, it represents my English obsession.

And yes, I relalized that you probably knew that spunk" isn't a word in Swedish - I just couldn't help pointing it out. ;)

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Oh, I didn't know those commercials - mmm, languages in general are wonderful drugs/anti-drugs, *bliss*