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Moriarty vs. Adler
I'm re-reading book-canon Sherlock Holmes (the William S. Baring-Gould annotation, which I do not recommend, but that's another post), and I just read "The Final Problem" for the first time since high school.
I haven't finished all the post-return stories yet, but unless there's something very unexpected there, I have observed something about book canon vs. BBC canon:
Book-canon Moriarty really has very little interest in Sherlock Holmes.
Holmes is interested in him, and expends considerable effort (and lines up quite an army of allies) in his efforts to bring him and his lieutenants to justice. Holmes makes Moriarty dance, though not for entertainment.
But Moriarty has a criminal empire to run, and he takes note of Holmes only as Holmes begins to impinge upon that empire. Once they meet, it's clear that he has some grudging admiration for Holmes, but he doesn't play games with Holmes.
You know who plays a few games with book-canon Sherlock Holmes? Who engages him on purpose, beyond what's necessary to get the job done? Irene Adler does.
She's a rival rather than a true adversary; she's self-interested, but not evil; and it seems to me that their interaction is fun for both of them.
I haven't finished all the post-return stories yet, but unless there's something very unexpected there, I have observed something about book canon vs. BBC canon:
Book-canon Moriarty really has very little interest in Sherlock Holmes.
Holmes is interested in him, and expends considerable effort (and lines up quite an army of allies) in his efforts to bring him and his lieutenants to justice. Holmes makes Moriarty dance, though not for entertainment.
But Moriarty has a criminal empire to run, and he takes note of Holmes only as Holmes begins to impinge upon that empire. Once they meet, it's clear that he has some grudging admiration for Holmes, but he doesn't play games with Holmes.
You know who plays a few games with book-canon Sherlock Holmes? Who engages him on purpose, beyond what's necessary to get the job done? Irene Adler does.
She's a rival rather than a true adversary; she's self-interested, but not evil; and it seems to me that their interaction is fun for both of them.
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(I have read with some amusement people bitching about how Irene is a thief, etc., in the RDJ movie and how it's not really faithful to canon. I'm like...she's a singer who managed to get hold of a compromising photo of herself with a crowned head of Europe! They had a name for that back then: adventuress! Making her a con artist is just a way of making her role recognizable to the modern mind!)
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Some article I read about BBC plans referred to her as a "love interest," which makes me nervous.
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about how Nero Wolfe is Sherlock Holmes's son
Somebody ought to write a story where Sherlock feels that it's his duty to impregnate as many women as possible. He doesn't even especially enjoy it, but he feels he must spread his genes even on nights when he'd rather stay in and watch television.
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That Sherlock story would be hysterical. Imagine John's reaction. "A load of hyperintelligent little malajusts infecting London! Have you any idea what this is going to do to the school system in a couple of years?" "A world of good, I should imagine."
(I'm not sure if that's rhetorical, but Tantalus was the Greek king imprisoned in Hades who could never quite reach the fruit on the trees or the water at his feet, as punishment for cooking and serving his son to the gods at a banquet. Here endeth my involuntary classics outburst.)
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Oh, god, I didn't even think of them all hitting school age at the same time! What a terrifying thought!
"None in September of 2009. Why's that?" "I spent Christmas in Greece."
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Thinking about it, Sherlock wouldn't risk that much unprotected sex. He probably has a network of highly-intelligent independent women who enjoy not having the father over-interfering in their lives.
"Though I imagine if any of them turn out all right I shall take one or two on as a apprentices eventually." "Oh good. Someone to fetch the milk."
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Possibly even a literal network -- like, if you do something brilliant in your master's thesis on engineering (or British equivalent), and you have a certain sort of dating profile, then as you're on your way out of the university, a woman you don't know hands you a card with an address on it ...
Meanwhile, John eventually makes a pass at Sherlock, and Sherlock, with genuine regret, says, "It would be lovely, John, really, but I can't justify wasting my sperm in such a way when it could be used to increase the intelligence of the next generation."
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"A performance artist, Sherlock?"
"Yes, all right, but the bit with the red flags and the golden syrup -- in context it indicated an absolutely brilliant -- you'll just have to take my word for it."
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Once John knows his secret, Sherlock stops even trying to be discreet, and no sooner does the door shut on Yasmin (a completely incomprehensible physicist) than there comes a text from Emma (a jazz drummer):
THE BLOODY NUISANCE IS HERE :(
and Sherlock, without even mocking the emoticon, texts back
PITY. SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS THEN? SH
"They never bring the babies round," John says.
Sherlock grimaces. "No. That's one of the rules."
"There are rules? What are the others?"
Sherlock counts them out on his fingers. "Applicants considered only by referral, and accepted only after examination. They can see Mycroft for a one-time payment to defray the cost of ... nappies or ... socks or whatever it is that babies need. And I do not babysit."
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"Well, he might not be a genius, but he smiles more than you do."
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"And are you any good?" John says. Sherlock looks at him. "You've got -- repeat customers," John clarifies, waving at the text from Emma. "You must not make it too unpleasant for them."
"There are some studies," Sherlock says stiffly, "not definitive but interesting, which suggest that a woman is more likely to conceive if she has an orgasm. So I see to it."
"You see to it."
"It's not that difficult, John."
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Especially the installments about John going after Sherlock's sloppy seconds.
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Even some of the WIMMINS - in the Laurie King mystery series with Mary Russell and (old) Sherlock Holmes, Adler was the mother of Holmes' son. There's brief acknowledgement of how cool she was, but only brief.
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(Poor LJ Resonant must wish that one of us had chosen a different name!)
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