Slasher stereotype poll

[resonant]

OK, why not? Confirm or deny my slasher stereotypes.

[Poll #169146]

(For the record: Me? One cat. No tattoos.)

Comments

[northern]

I do have a largeish tattoo. And I'm a lesbian. Does that count? :)

[sanj.livejournal.com]

I really want to know how this turns out. And now I understand the source of the slight feeling that I ought to have a small tattoo. :)

[flambeau.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should get a tattoo, since I can't have a cat. Maybe a tattoo of a cat...?

[laurenmitchell.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that works, then you have both. I also laughed irrationally loudly when I saw you say that. Perhaps it was because I'm an idiot.

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

Forgot to tick. Hate cats. ;)
And am only occasionally bisexual.

[fabularasa.livejournal.com]

Is that like occasionally pregnant? ;)

[antigone921.livejournal.com]

I was more introverted when I was younger. Right now, I'm on the introverted/extroverted cusp.

[fabularasa.livejournal.com]

I think it cool that 100% of respondents have the intelligence and imagination to confess they are intelligent and imaginative.

[akaspeedo.livejournal.com]

Maybe it should be "intelligent, imaginative, creative and conceited."

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*bark of laughter - or is that meow?*

I was wondering about that... as I deftly clicked the intelligent and imaginative buttons.

Icarus

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

Oh, but in that case I'd have to tick intelligent, imaginative, and creative, but certainly not conceited. *g*

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way...

[dehkla.livejournal.com]

I've always figured that I'm smart enough to know that I'm smart ;-)

[darthfox.livejournal.com]

if you get anyone who doesn't check "intelligent", alert the media. :-)

[darthfox.livejournal.com]

and actually, i waffled for a long time on "introverted". i don't know that that's a binary choice, really. :-) (unlike, of course, "somewhat perverted" or "imaginative".)

[tiny-hydrus.livejournal.com]

I didn't check intelligent. I thought that might be taking things a bit too far.

Alert the media, however I will not be available for interviews until I’ve finished banging my head off the wall.

*off to colour in the wallpaper and stick metal objects into plug sockets*

[gwendolen.livejournal.com]

No cat though I would love to have one but as long as Kerry my budgie is still alive no cats. Maybe a hamster and a second budgie?
The budgie was my first attempt to see if my allergies had really improved enough to have pets.

oh well.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Was slightly disappointed. Checked "somewhat perverted" even though I am, in fact EXTREMELY perverted. Wasn't sure if being more than somewhat made it false. Oh well.

[akaspeedo.livejournal.com]

Why only a small tattoo? I have three and none of them are that small.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Depends on where they are. :p

Icarus

[akaspeedo.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind a tat of that icon.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Back to original question: where would you put it? *waggles eyebrows*

Icarus

[akaspeedo.livejournal.com]

I have no tats on my ass.

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you added the extra credit question. "Cat-owner" was the only thing I could think of that was missing from your original list. (I only met my first HP fandom fellow dog-enthusiast yesterday!)

[jacquez.livejournal.com]

yo.

We have cats, but just got a house - and can have a dog! I'm waiting until spring to get one, probably, but -- dog! Finally! DOG DOG DOG!!!!!!!

My husband is the one who really likes cats. I like our cats a lot, and cats generally OK, but -- DOG!

*wanders off going arf arf arf*

[vickichix.livejournal.com]

shit sorry res, thought u were a guy :$ Or was this hypothetically female? I just can never bloody tell :D I don't care, penis or vagina ur still cool :)

Vicki XXXX

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

You're kidding! That's funny. Well, you've read my sex scenes, so I guess I should take it as a compliment.

[vickichix.livejournal.com]

so ur a girl then?

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Yep. Well, a woman; wouldn't have much patience with a 39-year-old who called herself a girl.

[vickichix.livejournal.com]

lol true at 29 I dont really consider me a girl either :D. I know what meant hee

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

Are we talking about literally myopic or metaphorically? Either way, I'm in like Flint.

[ardent-muses.livejournal.com]

So glad you posted this as a poll. When you posted the criteria, I was ticking them off on my fingers. :) Soon we'll have scientific proof. *G*

Well, not scientific, but interesting anyway.

[cursive.livejournal.com]

What about if other people call you bisexual but you think that's way too simplistic and would never say it about yourself -- except perhaps on pain of Voldemort, or something like that? And does myopic literally mean need glasses to correct myopia, or is this a metaphor?

[mark356.livejournal.com]

On the extra credit, my house currently does not have a cat but it probably will soon, for at least a few months.

[tellitslant]

Hah! I ran across this on friendsfriends, and it's SO TRUE. The only category I don't fit is the tattoo, and that's only because I haven't settled on a design yet.

[manna]

Does my tongue piercing make up for my lack of a tattoo?

[switchknife.livejournal.com]

Les; no tattoo. Qualify for everything else, though.

[adelate]

Heh, I checked all but the tattoo bit and the sinuses bit, and I've been thinking about getting a tattoo. [g]

[aretina.livejournal.com]

That was kind of eerie, actually. I guess there really is nothing new under the sun.