Randomly complaining to the universe

[resonant]

1. The heat advisory doesn't expire until 11 p.m. A heat advisory in the dark -- that's just an abomination.

2. There is something disgusting on the outside of our garage door. I don't know what it is. It's so hot here that things are beginning to change their chemical compositions (all but Twinkies, which can sit in a hot car for eight hours and still be exactly the same, only hot), so I can' t begin to guess what this substance might be when it isn't a molten blob, but it looks almost like ... white cheese.

Comments

[netbyrd.livejournal.com]

We've got the heat advisory down this part of Illinois as well. The news won't shut up about the poor corn and how it's suffering.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

When the world comes to an end, Twinkies will be left for all the cockroaches to eat.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

[giggles]

Well, that will be when they're done eating us, I suppose.

[janet-carter.livejournal.com]

Yep, my parents in St. Louis keep sending me two-sentence emails about how hot it is there, with links to Yahoo Weather saying that it "Feels like 110."

[troyswann.livejournal.com]

hmmm. that reminds me of the time the eggs cooked in their shells on the way home from the grocery store. End times, man.

Maybe the white spoogy thing on the door is the mailman?

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Much too small to be the mailman, or even a neighbor's molten dog. Much to big to be any kind of bug, caterpillar, or grub that I can bear to contemplate. Maybe somebody's been pelting the garage with mozzarella?

[tofty.livejournal.com]

RESONANT :O YOUR HOUSE IS MELTING.

In other news, I actually find that knowing everyone else is just as miserable as I am to be somewhat comforting. But that's just me. :/ Sorry, sweetie. But it'll be over soon--it can't last forever, right? RIGHT?

[ecaterin.livejournal.com]

*stops kvetching about the 85 degree temps here in Seattle......we're wimps up here, what can I say??? :D*