My woe is iambic

[resonant]

I want to read some smut and there is none.
I think the universe is very rude.
I thought this evening would be much more fun;
I want to read some smut and there is none.
Am I reduced to knitting like a nun?
Or reading things where people don't get nude?!
I want to read some smut and there is none.
I think the universe is very rude.

Comments

[reginagiraffe]

♥!


(All I have to give is Matt Bomer in a wet t-shirt.)

[panisdead]

"I'm nude," said the nun
"But this acrylic-blend yarn
entices like gen"

soft

[beachlass]

John loves the soft spaces on Rodney's body. Loves to nuzzle into Rodney's thighs, kiss along the inside of his arms, suck down his belly and bite his ass. Loves to rub his palms against soft skin, dig his fingers in, wrap himself around a comfortable body. He loves the strength underneath, loves that the busy mind belongs to all of Atlantis, that the strength belongs to the team, but the soft spaces are his to enjoy. To lavish. To suck.

He loves Rodney's cock when it's soft. (He loves it hard, too. Please, you knew that right?) But soft is for him - bedtime soft when they're tired, sleepy-soft when Rodney is napping, after sex soft damp and smeared with lube and cum. Loves the way (after the hardness, the thrusting and stroking and gasping) Rodney's soft cock fits into John's palm, hand between soft thighs, even Rodney's breath softening.

[china_shop]

♥!!!

[sara]

What kind of smut d'you want? This is the internet, there's always smut. It may not be very good smut, but it's there.

[carolyn_claire]

This sounds like a job for kinkmeme!

[bookshop]

may-haps you'd like to try some arthur/eames?
(and some that aren't so smutty, just for fun?)

[spuffyduds]

I LOVE YOU A LOT.

[shayheyred]

Oft in this life we're faced with great regret
That smut we seek yet smut we cannot get.
For where soe'er we look we see it not,
And what limp smut we find is not quite...hot.
In cases such as these there's but one way
To find the smut we want right now, today:
Seek it no more, on tube or 'net or shelf,
But take your pen and write the smut yourself!

[kass]

I love you a lot right now.

[themostepotente]

*claps wildly*

[the_shoshanna]

OMG I love you.

[happydork]

Heeh! This post and the poetry in the comments brightened my day! I hope you found the smut your heart desired.

[monanotlisa]

♥

[lee_rowan]

Have a spot o' sailor smut:

http://bookworld.editme.com/SailAway

[krait]

I ♥ you SO MUCH for that! *iz ded*

Everything is better in iambic pentameter. Even woe and frustration!

[wanted_a_pony]

Here from metaquotes, to say: you rule!

My poet/librarian friends & I have been wracking our brains & tossing our old references trying to ID your lament's form. It's like a rondelet or villanelle, but not--what is it, please?