My woe is iambic
Sep. 14th, 2010 09:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
resonantI want to read some smut and there is none.
I think the universe is very rude.
I thought this evening would be much more fun;
I want to read some smut and there is none.
Am I reduced to knitting like a nun?
Or reading things where people don't get nude?!
I want to read some smut and there is none.
I think the universe is very rude.
I think the universe is very rude.
I thought this evening would be much more fun;
I want to read some smut and there is none.
Am I reduced to knitting like a nun?
Or reading things where people don't get nude?!
I want to read some smut and there is none.
I think the universe is very rude.
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Date: 9/15/10 02:26 am (UTC)(All I have to give is Matt Bomer in a wet t-shirt.)
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Date: 9/15/10 02:27 am (UTC)"But this acrylic-blend yarn
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Date: 9/15/10 02:57 am (UTC)soft
Date: 9/15/10 02:29 am (UTC)He loves Rodney's cock when it's soft. (He loves it hard, too. Please, you knew that right?) But soft is for him - bedtime soft when they're tired, sleepy-soft when Rodney is napping, after sex soft damp and smeared with lube and cum. Loves the way (after the hardness, the thrusting and stroking and gasping) Rodney's soft cock fits into John's palm, hand between soft thighs, even Rodney's breath softening.
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Date: 9/15/10 03:08 am (UTC)Re: soft
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Date: 9/16/10 10:14 pm (UTC)After giving it some thought, I think it would be some iteration of Sherlock Holmes (contemporary or historical, I don't care) in a story that had smut and did not have the following features:
- Holmes being literally a sociopath
- Watson being broken beyond all repair by the war
- Holmes being way more attractive than Watson -- to everyone -- and knowing it (it throws the balance of the relationship off, and IMO is canonically improbable as well)
- Holmes and Watson being angry with each other when the story begins and still angry with each other when the story ends
- Watson being stupid like Kate Beaton's jam-loving New Watson
- Holmes being either so emotionally available that I don't believe it's really him, or so emotionally unavailable that the whole relationship is a hopeless case
- Watson already being in love with Mary
- The whole thing being the kind of established-relationship story that boils down to "They were happy and they had a lot of sex. Here's an example."
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Date: 9/16/10 10:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/18/10 07:14 pm (UTC)Here via china_shop, btw. :)
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Date: 9/19/10 06:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 9/15/10 03:06 am (UTC)may-haps you'd like to try some arthur/eames?
(and some that aren't so smutty, just for fun?)
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Date: 9/15/10 03:25 am (UTC)but that's how all my fandoms have begun ...
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Date: 9/15/10 03:31 am (UTC)Arthur/Eames! Inception OTP!
They do to dreams what McShep did to math. ;)
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Date: 9/15/10 04:07 am (UTC)*ADORES* They absolutely do. Although, really, the attention the fic pays to men's clothing is also a thing of beauty.
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Date: 9/16/10 10:41 pm (UTC)...I liked it anyhow, but the barfing and shooting pains afterward were a bit much. I suspect I will like it a lot better on DVD.
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Date: 9/23/10 04:05 am (UTC)Then to the lovely smutty fic I'll run
(and some that aren't so smutty, just for fun)
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Date: 9/15/10 03:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 9/15/10 03:39 am (UTC)That smut we seek yet smut we cannot get.
For where soe'er we look we see it not,
And what limp smut we find is not quite...hot.
In cases such as these there's but one way
To find the smut we want right now, today:
Seek it no more, on tube or 'net or shelf,
But take your pen and write the smut yourself!
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Date: 9/15/10 05:30 am (UTC)'Tis better to give smut than to receive.
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Date: 9/15/10 02:26 pm (UTC)I'd really much prefer to get a gift of smut from you!
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Date: 9/15/10 10:20 pm (UTC)(I knew it would be worth coming back to check the comments. *g*)
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Date: 9/16/10 12:30 am (UTC)http://bookworld.editme.com/SailAway
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Date: 9/16/10 05:04 am (UTC)Everything is better in iambic pentameter. Even woe and frustration!
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Date: 9/24/10 08:56 pm (UTC)My poet/librarian friends & I have been wracking our brains & tossing our old references trying to ID your lament's form. It's like a rondelet or villanelle, but not--what is it, please?
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