Last Friday, I tried to go and see the new
He-Man movie! Note the use of the word
tried. Unfortunately, I discovered that the Odeon in Hatfield was charging almost double what I had been expecting to pay, and whilst I am really optimistic about the film despite how dismissive a lot of places seem about it, I can't help but think that maybe part of why films "underperform" is due to the amount it seems to cost to see a mainstream on the big screen. Another factor is clearly the fact that it's a
He-Man movie and this feels like a hard sell nowadays, but, as you may remember, I am weirdly attached to the character of Beast Man and I enjoyed the movie from 1987 a lot, more than I liked the cartoon, and I think the experience of that is what led me to become so determined to like the live action
Saint Seiya movie from 2023, which, in turn, is what is responsible for me being so optimistic about this new
He-Man movie.
Whilst continuing to grind my ax about the cost of going to see a movie though, I bought a ticket to go and see the first two episodes of the new
Ghost in the Shell adaptation next week-end for half the price in Angel. I'm not complaining. I am kind of complaining though about the fact that these events run by the awfully named distributor, All the Anime, who seem to favour dubbed screenings solely, but I don't really mind any more. Things are very different x years after the release of the original movie, and the presence of a dubbed edition doesn't preclude the availability of a subtitled version—and also later that week, I can literally watch the show on television, so what does it matter? We can all have our cake and eat it.
On the subject of cinemas and cartoons, for several months, without yet seeing the film, I have been obsessed with the use of
Sweet Child o' Mine by Guns n' Roses in promotional material for the second
Hathaway movie. I'm fascinated right now by the effort and time
Gundam seems to be putting in to engaging with both a younger audience and also telling stories reflective of those who grew up with these cartoons. If there's a secret to capturing the attention of my generation then whatever it is, Bandai seem to have struck on it with
Gundam in a way that attempts to perpetuate other "nostalgia brands" seem to be failing at. Perhaps this is subjective and the only reason I feel this way is because
Gundam is talking about things that are important to me—your mileage may vary, you may feel like
Star Wars or Marvel are exploring pertinent themes of the moment with the nuance that they deserve and it's just that I'm not on the same page as everyone else, but, for what it's worth, I personally think stories like
Hathaway's Flash and
GQuuuuuuX are really special.
Mostly in order to distract myself from the last week and a half of works, I've spent a lot of time wondering why it is that examples of other former children's media franchises don't resonate in this way. Proving that I constantly have my finger on the pulse, on Tuesday night, I read the first issue of
Void Rivals, a comic written by Robert Kirkman—familiar to most people as the creator of
The Walking Dead, I assume? Or maybe
Invincible possibly?—and published by Image in 2023 in conjunction with Kirkman's company, Skybound, as part of the licensing deal with Hasbro. I liked it! I like the enemies-forced-to-work-together trope and, for me, this attempt was better than
Saga by Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples, but less good than
Enemy Mine, however
your mileage may vary. More than this though, I liked the fact that it presents a story in which Transformers exist but in which they are not necessarily the focus. I started wistfully thinking about a narrative that could do the same for
Power Rangers' disparate eras, but the most I could come up with was the idea of a down on his luck priest who finds himself in the company of an Org and forges an unlikely friendship as the two of them discuss miracles. You will quickly realise that this is basically
Monsignor Quixote by Graham Greene, and thus, at its heart it is essentially
Don Quixote, but this only occurred to me after I thought I'd had this good idea. Suffice to say, this is probably the kind of story only I might be interested in as far as
Power Rangers goes, but I would be happy for someone else to realise something that does the same for the franchise as
Void Rivals does for
Transformers.
I know it's silly to be so serious about this stuff but in order to survive at work, I have to keep my brain working so I become really fixated on stupid questions like
"What if Tommy was every Sixth Ranger?" or
"What if Animus and the Power Animals had an impact on the development of early religion?" For the latter idea, I got slightly too invested, much to the delight of no one.
