My woe is iambic

[resonant]

I want to read some smut and there is none.
I think the universe is very rude.
I thought this evening would be much more fun;
I want to read some smut and there is none.
Am I reduced to knitting like a nun?
Or reading things where people don't get nude?!
I want to read some smut and there is none.
I think the universe is very rude.

Comments

[shayheyred]

Oft in this life we're faced with great regret
That smut we seek yet smut we cannot get.
For where soe'er we look we see it not,
And what limp smut we find is not quite...hot.
In cases such as these there's but one way
To find the smut we want right now, today:
Seek it no more, on tube or 'net or shelf,
But take your pen and write the smut yourself!

[carolyn_claire]

Persuasive, yet I never will believe
'Tis better to give smut than to receive.

[shayheyred]

'Tis true; 'tis true 'tis pity, and pity 'tis, 'tis true;
I'd really much prefer to get a gift of smut from you!

[china_shop]

*applause*

(I knew it would be worth coming back to check the comments. *g*)

[azurelunatic]

Metaquoted!

[shayheyred]

Hee hee,yay!