My woe is iambic

[resonant]

I want to read some smut and there is none.
I think the universe is very rude.
I thought this evening would be much more fun;
I want to read some smut and there is none.
Am I reduced to knitting like a nun?
Or reading things where people don't get nude?!
I want to read some smut and there is none.
I think the universe is very rude.

Comments

[shayheyred]

'Tis true; 'tis true 'tis pity, and pity 'tis, 'tis true;
I'd really much prefer to get a gift of smut from you!