Story note hall of fame
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resonantHey, remember when I used to keep a Story Note Hall of Fame? I opened a folder I don't often look at, and, huh, there was a list of them from 2003 that I never got around to posting.
I don't know why I'm no longer seeing things like this -- because if I were still seeing them, I'd certainly be collecting and posting them. It may be just because when I was in HP, I didn't know most of the writers in the fandom, and so I found stories by subscribing to pairing or fest communities where anybody could post. Whereas now most of the journals I read are the individual journals of particular writers whom I'm already familiar with, and who would know better than to do some of this stuff.
Anyhow, on the theory that you might still find them amusing even after four years, I present another Story Note Hall of Fame.
Canon? What canon?
Spoilers: none. The fifth book does not exist for me.
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Warning: [...] Probably AU. Evil Harry.
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Also, just presume that Dumbledore got Harry's eyes fixed at some point, so no bothersome glasses.
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Warnings: For one, Voldermort (aka Dark Lord) doesn't exist. So, James and Lily lived until they (really) died in a car accident. Secondly, I have taken some liberties with the Malfoy family…well you'll see when you read it.
AN: The adult Potters were dead by this point in time and Mrs. Figg was their neighbour here, in this story.
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I do not write canon.
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Characters: Harry/Ron (or whoever)
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Set in an alternative universe where the Dursleys have been physically abusive to Harry and Severus is Psychic Healing Master in addition to Potions.
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This is set right after OOTP and (seeing as I'm still grieving) I decided to edit Sirius' being killed to just being badly injured.
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It's awful, and that's just the way I wanted it.
This story will contain supernatural elements though not exactly wizarding type magic. am setting this in America because I know that I will commit the sin of drastically Americanizing the British experience if I place it in England. Instead of doing that I decided to just go ahead and set it in the good ol' USA.
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Oh, and I don't know much about ships, so I may have made some stuff up
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The tense changes [...] are deliberate, to add a sense of abandon and urgency.
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Oh yes, I am delighted to say that [character] is a Mary Sue! I don't look like her and I don't behave much like her either but we have similar opinions and in some parts of the story I sure wish I could be her!
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This is completely dialogue, be warned. Ellipses are gallore along with the inproper uses of English. All intentional I say.
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challenge: a Jack/Ocean pairing from the ocean's POV, including the line "The sharks kept a respectful distance," which i had to slightly change for it to work with the style i created for the ocean (who speaks iambically to reflect her tides and rhythm) to be "The sharks they kept respectful distance." [...] Lack of capitals and use of ellipses in this are a stylistic choice (as well as the iambic rhythm and frequent repitition of phrases, which may actually make you feel a bit seasick to read) to evoke the voice of the ocean, and not just retarded netspeak laziness.
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If it seems awful, you're not reading carefully enough.
AU, possibly OOC in places, but all of it is justified, I promise. There will be an unusual sexual situation in later chapters.
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Can seem a bit strange in the begining, but trust me it all makes sense eventually. Last part of this chapter is particularly gruesome. You have been warned.
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You have to read the first part of this story to get the full impact of it and you have to truly visualize everything to get the full impact about the story.
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I have left a lot up to the reader to imagine. You could almost consider this fic to be sort of unfinished the way I wrote it. I did that on purpose. It's not a "Choose Your Own Plot" story but you, the reader, can take certain parts wherever you wish to.
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It's awful, and I show my pink belly to you, so please don't hurt me
However, it is still pretty obscure. If anyone can give me tips on how to write coherently, my e-mail addy's just a click away....
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Hopefully it's not getting too repetitive. Grr. Argh. It's getting harder and harder to write these things without being all cliché.
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I'm afraid the ending is weak, and I'm not happy with the title, but I'm going to post and go to bed. If something better comes to me in my sleep, I'll fix it up tomorrow.
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There exists three seperate versions of this fic. However, I thought they were too wordy, and clashed horribly with the theme. They sounded wrong. The song was enough. However, I couldn't just type the song and go "TADA!" So, here's the minimum.
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This was written pencil-and-paper and then typed on my younger sister's computer, as opposed to solid typing. And so the style is different; the quality, I feel, is lower than usual (particularly in regard to characterization). But until I get my room back, I can't work in my normal way, and so the quality will suffer.
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This hasn't been betaed and I think there are a few errors in it, so sorry about that. Also I know it's lame (reading over, it's v. lame but hey), it's one of my first attempts at [pairing] fics, so go easy on me, and I did write it in about 1 1/2 hours. I promise they will get better. [...] Oh yeah and the name is rubbish too but I didn't have time to think up a better one. Oh and I hope it's not too long.
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Notes: Wow first time I finished a story. All in one night too. Be nice. I love you. P.S. It's a short one. : Wave. :
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There's too many imfluences which I will eventually write in. Msot of the places here are made up by me as are the OCs. Everyone else I stole from - I apologize.
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Sappy and disturbing as hell. Even I find some parts offending and I wrote the stuff.
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It's awful, but whaddaya expect for free?
No beta - no plot - no reason at all for anyone to read this. You were warned.
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Also, the relationship that develops between them may not be perfect or even seem particularly right, but that's because both of the characters have serious issues. This is all a long winded way of me excusing the things that I had to do to get them into bed with each other.
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Another warning: Unbeta-ed with grammar mistakes.
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The title is nonsense, so don't take it seriously.
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There might be a couple of things in here that don't jive with the books, but I'm sure you'll get over it. It's nothing major. Neither [collaborator] nor I had the energy to go look through all the books to make sure this fic was totally accurate. Oh Well.
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Please don't take this thing too seriously. You have the right to an opinion, but if any of you comment about the plausibility of it, I will jump off a building! All of you are welcome to ask me questions and comments, regardless. By the way, this thing really needs a beta reader but I'm too lazy to get one.
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Oh my god... cliche, cliche, cliche. Holy shit, this is so cliche. Seriously. [...] It was, like, really fun to write, and everything. And it's nice to be inside [character]'s head for a little while. But, still... did I mention it was one big fat harry hairy cliche? And saccharine. Totally saccharine. A/N: I don't have a beta, nor did I really... do any proofreading to speak of. This is a fic defined by impulse, and I don't care enough to muck with it too much. It was just fun.
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as ever, no beta.
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Warnings: Lots of cliches!
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I now realized that the math might not really add up but bear in mind that this is really AU.. And I'm way too lazy to find out what it is.. don't really care either.
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Feedblackmail dept.
Ha, ha. Fooled you. This is not a new chapter. This is a severe finger-shaking at anybody who greedily checks for updates without ever letting me know you're reading in the first place. [...] So, stay tuned. Are you tuned? LET ME KNOW! I get the warmauthorfuzzies when people write to me. Pretty please??
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My muse is a little disappointed that no one gave feed back to my last post, but I assured [muse name] that everyone is busy and can't sit around doing nothing like muses can. *nervously looks over at said muse* But please save me from wrathful flames and try to send feedback my way, if possible...?
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Oh for the love of god, PLEASE! Send feedback. God that sounded desprete
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My muse, [muse name], has whispered sweet plot bunnies in my ear as I slept. This one was caught under my pillow when I woke up. I'm sitting on it right now as I type, so it won't get away... I just hope I don't have to go to the potty any time soon... The more feedback I get, the quicker my muse will let me get back to work... *[muse] pulls out a whip* ... help...
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OCs (Laughing Crow Jones and Diana"TrinnyT" Mulhulland) don't get explained until Book II, sorry, but the more the reviews, the faster I write, so help me write fast!!
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Unclear on the Concept
Introduction By the Author
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Rating: I'd have to saw PG-13 for the basic story and NC-17 dashed in just to make things interesting.
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it's really five dictionary drabbles put together. [...] Some of them are slightly loosely based on the word but I think it's alright.
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Rating: Mostly Pg-13 with some R parts and mabye a dash of NC- 17 at the end.
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This fic is a song fic. [...] I suggest you download the song, or even the music video. No real pairings. Its not very detailed either since I was trying to write it while listening to the song and while the mood still had me too. [...] I also took some liberties with the lyrics to make them sound right.
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I tend to call this fic a Gen containing lots of slash with Harry and Draco as the main pairing. If you don't like slash please leave now.
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Rating: Mostly PG, unless sex happens.
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Untitled. Possibly PG?
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To my wonderful beta’s!
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This is only my second attempt at a Mary-Sue fic. My first attempt might end up posted here someday if I don't wimp out with it.
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written in second-person, which is such a fun tense that's often underrated.
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Comment would be superfluous
Notes: Implied AU ending. Not really big enough to deserve a note, but I'd hate for anyone to have their fic experience spoiled by being confused and going "eh?"
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a sequal to [other author]'s story [title] in which [character] makes [character] her sex slave. I liked the story but not the ending so here's my version. No offence to the original please read that first.
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Now, 1,361 words long. This is still unbetaed but has gone through a MAJOR rewrite and now actually has a bit of angst. Less [character] hate, too! ^_^. It still seems very OOC to me, but that's fanfiction. Will be part of a longer story that is outlined and is in the works. Please review, and I shall write faster!
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Author's Notes: Ok, So me and my Friend [name] are in this Slash RP group. Well in this group someone's mom was a vamp… don't ask me how she just was… and his dad was a human. Well this kid finds out, in summer between his 6th and 7th year, that he's a vamp. The way he finds out is that he tastes another student's blood, giving the vamp the strength he needs to come out and reek havoc. Well I thought it was time to give Vampy his story so I have. *grins* hope you like it
Side Notes: this will be told from the Vamp's Prospective.
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I haven't read THAT many [character]-cries-about-the-death stories, because I don't like them...but then, I decided to be a hypocrite and write one myself, letting out my frustration and sadness.
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There are a few expressions I borrowed, but most of it is mine. See if any of you can see which?
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Unbeataed as of right now. Thought I'd post to be nice, and to get som feed back.
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dark, underage...i think. weird. very weird. I'm not in my right mind when I wrote the first chap, excuse my grammar and repetitive words, beware, be warned.
Summary: It's about obsession and control.
a/n: I need a beta. HELP! <--- in desperate.
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Finally the damn bursts
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I would like to thank my wonderful beta who without you I never would of wrote this.
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this story has a bit of a dark side and still manages to be sweet. Or it could be the five bars of choclate and it being 3 o clock in the morning. It is a writing in progress that I highlgy recommend.
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There are bits I nicked (as homage) from a variety of others thrown in for good measure; if you don't find them all, you need to surf more.
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The first character could be Harry, but I wrote this thinking of Ron. Take your pick and let me know why Harry or why Ron. :)
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Not quite a drabble, not quite a story. Not really a poem as there is neither rhyme nor meter.
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I'm posting this [NC-17 slash story] for my neice, since she's underage
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I'm not really familiar with male x male sex yet though I love to read it. There might be some similarities to other fics, coz, I think it's because I read so many of them so I can write this scene.
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Badfic/parody in part 2+. (It wasn't originally, but I found myself unable to take the story seriously after writing the outline.)
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Subject: [glassesreflect] [FIC] Learning (1/?) Harry/? (Not decided myself yet. Probably Draco.) MY FIRST HARRY POTTER FIC! PLEASE FEEDBACK!
Feedback: Please! I haven't had feedback for ages! and since this is my first HP fic, it would be great.
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Be warned, after a point, the story gets.annoying.
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was originally written as a VigOrli fic...have changed it to a HP/SS fic
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Sirius likes likes Remus, Its basically about there 5th year and there 1st together.
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Disclamer: as far as I know I own nothing but one of my sick twisted charicters might worm thear way in just to warn you bad tony hits necromancer with spatula sorry told ya well have fun. o_0 oh also im completly changing sirusis charicter around for this one kk.
I don't know why I'm no longer seeing things like this -- because if I were still seeing them, I'd certainly be collecting and posting them. It may be just because when I was in HP, I didn't know most of the writers in the fandom, and so I found stories by subscribing to pairing or fest communities where anybody could post. Whereas now most of the journals I read are the individual journals of particular writers whom I'm already familiar with, and who would know better than to do some of this stuff.
Anyhow, on the theory that you might still find them amusing even after four years, I present another Story Note Hall of Fame.
Canon? What canon?
Spoilers: none. The fifth book does not exist for me.
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Warning: [...] Probably AU. Evil Harry.
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Also, just presume that Dumbledore got Harry's eyes fixed at some point, so no bothersome glasses.
-----
Warnings: For one, Voldermort (aka Dark Lord) doesn't exist. So, James and Lily lived until they (really) died in a car accident. Secondly, I have taken some liberties with the Malfoy family…well you'll see when you read it.
AN: The adult Potters were dead by this point in time and Mrs. Figg was their neighbour here, in this story.
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I do not write canon.
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Characters: Harry/Ron (or whoever)
-----
Set in an alternative universe where the Dursleys have been physically abusive to Harry and Severus is Psychic Healing Master in addition to Potions.
-----
This is set right after OOTP and (seeing as I'm still grieving) I decided to edit Sirius' being killed to just being badly injured.
-----
It's awful, and that's just the way I wanted it.
This story will contain supernatural elements though not exactly wizarding type magic. am setting this in America because I know that I will commit the sin of drastically Americanizing the British experience if I place it in England. Instead of doing that I decided to just go ahead and set it in the good ol' USA.
-----
Oh, and I don't know much about ships, so I may have made some stuff up
-----
The tense changes [...] are deliberate, to add a sense of abandon and urgency.
-----
Oh yes, I am delighted to say that [character] is a Mary Sue! I don't look like her and I don't behave much like her either but we have similar opinions and in some parts of the story I sure wish I could be her!
-----
This is completely dialogue, be warned. Ellipses are gallore along with the inproper uses of English. All intentional I say.
-----
challenge: a Jack/Ocean pairing from the ocean's POV, including the line "The sharks kept a respectful distance," which i had to slightly change for it to work with the style i created for the ocean (who speaks iambically to reflect her tides and rhythm) to be "The sharks they kept respectful distance." [...] Lack of capitals and use of ellipses in this are a stylistic choice (as well as the iambic rhythm and frequent repitition of phrases, which may actually make you feel a bit seasick to read) to evoke the voice of the ocean, and not just retarded netspeak laziness.
-----
If it seems awful, you're not reading carefully enough.
AU, possibly OOC in places, but all of it is justified, I promise. There will be an unusual sexual situation in later chapters.
-----
Can seem a bit strange in the begining, but trust me it all makes sense eventually. Last part of this chapter is particularly gruesome. You have been warned.
-----
You have to read the first part of this story to get the full impact of it and you have to truly visualize everything to get the full impact about the story.
-----
I have left a lot up to the reader to imagine. You could almost consider this fic to be sort of unfinished the way I wrote it. I did that on purpose. It's not a "Choose Your Own Plot" story but you, the reader, can take certain parts wherever you wish to.
-----
It's awful, and I show my pink belly to you, so please don't hurt me
However, it is still pretty obscure. If anyone can give me tips on how to write coherently, my e-mail addy's just a click away....
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Hopefully it's not getting too repetitive. Grr. Argh. It's getting harder and harder to write these things without being all cliché.
-----
I'm afraid the ending is weak, and I'm not happy with the title, but I'm going to post and go to bed. If something better comes to me in my sleep, I'll fix it up tomorrow.
-----
There exists three seperate versions of this fic. However, I thought they were too wordy, and clashed horribly with the theme. They sounded wrong. The song was enough. However, I couldn't just type the song and go "TADA!" So, here's the minimum.
-----
This was written pencil-and-paper and then typed on my younger sister's computer, as opposed to solid typing. And so the style is different; the quality, I feel, is lower than usual (particularly in regard to characterization). But until I get my room back, I can't work in my normal way, and so the quality will suffer.
-----
This hasn't been betaed and I think there are a few errors in it, so sorry about that. Also I know it's lame (reading over, it's v. lame but hey), it's one of my first attempts at [pairing] fics, so go easy on me, and I did write it in about 1 1/2 hours. I promise they will get better. [...] Oh yeah and the name is rubbish too but I didn't have time to think up a better one. Oh and I hope it's not too long.
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Notes: Wow first time I finished a story. All in one night too. Be nice. I love you. P.S. It's a short one. : Wave. :
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There's too many imfluences which I will eventually write in. Msot of the places here are made up by me as are the OCs. Everyone else I stole from - I apologize.
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Sappy and disturbing as hell. Even I find some parts offending and I wrote the stuff.
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It's awful, but whaddaya expect for free?
No beta - no plot - no reason at all for anyone to read this. You were warned.
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Also, the relationship that develops between them may not be perfect or even seem particularly right, but that's because both of the characters have serious issues. This is all a long winded way of me excusing the things that I had to do to get them into bed with each other.
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Another warning: Unbeta-ed with grammar mistakes.
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The title is nonsense, so don't take it seriously.
-----
There might be a couple of things in here that don't jive with the books, but I'm sure you'll get over it. It's nothing major. Neither [collaborator] nor I had the energy to go look through all the books to make sure this fic was totally accurate. Oh Well.
-----
Please don't take this thing too seriously. You have the right to an opinion, but if any of you comment about the plausibility of it, I will jump off a building! All of you are welcome to ask me questions and comments, regardless. By the way, this thing really needs a beta reader but I'm too lazy to get one.
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Oh my god... cliche, cliche, cliche. Holy shit, this is so cliche. Seriously. [...] It was, like, really fun to write, and everything. And it's nice to be inside [character]'s head for a little while. But, still... did I mention it was one big fat harry hairy cliche? And saccharine. Totally saccharine. A/N: I don't have a beta, nor did I really... do any proofreading to speak of. This is a fic defined by impulse, and I don't care enough to muck with it too much. It was just fun.
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as ever, no beta.
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Warnings: Lots of cliches!
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I now realized that the math might not really add up but bear in mind that this is really AU.. And I'm way too lazy to find out what it is.. don't really care either.
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Feedblackmail dept.
Ha, ha. Fooled you. This is not a new chapter. This is a severe finger-shaking at anybody who greedily checks for updates without ever letting me know you're reading in the first place. [...] So, stay tuned. Are you tuned? LET ME KNOW! I get the warmauthorfuzzies when people write to me. Pretty please??
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My muse is a little disappointed that no one gave feed back to my last post, but I assured [muse name] that everyone is busy and can't sit around doing nothing like muses can. *nervously looks over at said muse* But please save me from wrathful flames and try to send feedback my way, if possible...?
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Oh for the love of god, PLEASE! Send feedback. God that sounded desprete
-----
My muse, [muse name], has whispered sweet plot bunnies in my ear as I slept. This one was caught under my pillow when I woke up. I'm sitting on it right now as I type, so it won't get away... I just hope I don't have to go to the potty any time soon... The more feedback I get, the quicker my muse will let me get back to work... *[muse] pulls out a whip* ... help...
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OCs (Laughing Crow Jones and Diana"TrinnyT" Mulhulland) don't get explained until Book II, sorry, but the more the reviews, the faster I write, so help me write fast!!
-----
Unclear on the Concept
Introduction By the Author
-----
Rating: I'd have to saw PG-13 for the basic story and NC-17 dashed in just to make things interesting.
-----
it's really five dictionary drabbles put together. [...] Some of them are slightly loosely based on the word but I think it's alright.
-----
Rating: Mostly Pg-13 with some R parts and mabye a dash of NC- 17 at the end.
-----
This fic is a song fic. [...] I suggest you download the song, or even the music video. No real pairings. Its not very detailed either since I was trying to write it while listening to the song and while the mood still had me too. [...] I also took some liberties with the lyrics to make them sound right.
-----
I tend to call this fic a Gen containing lots of slash with Harry and Draco as the main pairing. If you don't like slash please leave now.
-----
Rating: Mostly PG, unless sex happens.
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Untitled. Possibly PG?
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To my wonderful beta’s!
-----
This is only my second attempt at a Mary-Sue fic. My first attempt might end up posted here someday if I don't wimp out with it.
-----
written in second-person, which is such a fun tense that's often underrated.
-----
Comment would be superfluous
Notes: Implied AU ending. Not really big enough to deserve a note, but I'd hate for anyone to have their fic experience spoiled by being confused and going "eh?"
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a sequal to [other author]'s story [title] in which [character] makes [character] her sex slave. I liked the story but not the ending so here's my version. No offence to the original please read that first.
-----
Now, 1,361 words long. This is still unbetaed but has gone through a MAJOR rewrite and now actually has a bit of angst. Less [character] hate, too! ^_^. It still seems very OOC to me, but that's fanfiction. Will be part of a longer story that is outlined and is in the works. Please review, and I shall write faster!
-----
Author's Notes: Ok, So me and my Friend [name] are in this Slash RP group. Well in this group someone's mom was a vamp… don't ask me how she just was… and his dad was a human. Well this kid finds out, in summer between his 6th and 7th year, that he's a vamp. The way he finds out is that he tastes another student's blood, giving the vamp the strength he needs to come out and reek havoc. Well I thought it was time to give Vampy his story so I have. *grins* hope you like it
Side Notes: this will be told from the Vamp's Prospective.
-----
I haven't read THAT many [character]-cries-about-the-death stories, because I don't like them...but then, I decided to be a hypocrite and write one myself, letting out my frustration and sadness.
-----
There are a few expressions I borrowed, but most of it is mine. See if any of you can see which?
-----
Unbeataed as of right now. Thought I'd post to be nice, and to get som feed back.
-----
dark, underage...i think. weird. very weird. I'm not in my right mind when I wrote the first chap, excuse my grammar and repetitive words, beware, be warned.
Summary: It's about obsession and control.
a/n: I need a beta. HELP! <--- in desperate.
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Finally the damn bursts
-----
I would like to thank my wonderful beta who without you I never would of wrote this.
-----
this story has a bit of a dark side and still manages to be sweet. Or it could be the five bars of choclate and it being 3 o clock in the morning. It is a writing in progress that I highlgy recommend.
-----
There are bits I nicked (as homage) from a variety of others thrown in for good measure; if you don't find them all, you need to surf more.
-----
The first character could be Harry, but I wrote this thinking of Ron. Take your pick and let me know why Harry or why Ron. :)
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Not quite a drabble, not quite a story. Not really a poem as there is neither rhyme nor meter.
-----
I'm posting this [NC-17 slash story] for my neice, since she's underage
-----
I'm not really familiar with male x male sex yet though I love to read it. There might be some similarities to other fics, coz, I think it's because I read so many of them so I can write this scene.
-----
Badfic/parody in part 2+. (It wasn't originally, but I found myself unable to take the story seriously after writing the outline.)
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Subject: [glassesreflect] [FIC] Learning (1/?) Harry/? (Not decided myself yet. Probably Draco.) MY FIRST HARRY POTTER FIC! PLEASE FEEDBACK!
Feedback: Please! I haven't had feedback for ages! and since this is my first HP fic, it would be great.
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Be warned, after a point, the story gets.annoying.
-----
was originally written as a VigOrli fic...have changed it to a HP/SS fic
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Sirius likes likes Remus, Its basically about there 5th year and there 1st together.
-----
Disclamer: as far as I know I own nothing but one of my sick twisted charicters might worm thear way in just to warn you bad tony hits necromancer with spatula sorry told ya well have fun. o_0 oh also im completly changing sirusis charicter around for this one kk.
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Date: 5/29/07 06:42 pm (UTC)It's only a flesh wound.
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Date: 5/29/07 06:45 pm (UTC)Why can't they all be this self-aware?
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Date: 5/29/07 06:48 pm (UTC)Checks to see if I'm downstream...
These are gold...
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Date: 5/29/07 06:49 pm (UTC)DYING, OMG.
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Date: 5/29/07 06:53 pm (UTC)Yes! Goddamn lazy readers!
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Date: 5/29/07 06:54 pm (UTC)oh, that is my favorite.
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Date: 5/29/07 06:54 pm (UTC)I have to say, I would really appreciate more story notes like, "Be warned, after a point, the story gets.annoying."
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Date: 5/29/07 06:55 pm (UTC)I have a feeling I read that one...
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Date: 5/29/07 06:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 5/29/07 07:02 pm (UTC)This is sort of beautiful.
post-modern modesty topos?
Date: 5/29/07 07:06 pm (UTC)Or, quoth Milton, I have "a tongue of clay."
hee!
*pets*
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Date: 5/29/07 07:11 pm (UTC)I want that on a greting card with ribbons and hearts and doves, and a Helen Steiner Rice poem inside.
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Date: 5/29/07 07:18 pm (UTC)I think my favorite is the one who threatens suicide if she receives criticism, but is too lazy to get a beta.
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Date: 5/29/07 07:20 pm (UTC)I wish you had the author of this quote, because I would quote that everywhere. It's the ultimate defense. "I wrote this drunk, but that's fanfiction. Instead of a wizard I made Ron a lesbian sushi chef, for no reason, but that's fanfiction."
was originally written as a VigOrli fic...have changed it to a HP/SS fic
AHHAAHAHAHAHA.
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Date: 5/29/07 07:23 pm (UTC)Perhaps it was meant to be an ellipsis? Which makes the summary ever so much more ominous. "After a point, the story gets... annoying."
(Where did the ellipsis go? Maybe the girl who uses them "gallore" stole them all for herself. Ellipsis Gallore. Is it just me or would that be an awesome pseud?)
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Date: 5/29/07 07:30 pm (UTC)Oh, those are fab. Some things never, ever change... no matter how many years you wait.
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Date: 5/29/07 07:33 pm (UTC)The irony is KILLING me.
There are way too many gems in this list, but I especially loved the iambic!ocean.
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Date: 5/29/07 07:34 pm (UTC)Badfic/parody in part 2+. (It wasn't originally, but I found myself unable to take the story seriously after writing the outline.)
...actually sounds like something I might write. :)
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Date: 5/29/07 07:45 pm (UTC)I think that's where I well and truly lost it.
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Date: 5/29/07 07:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 5/29/07 07:48 pm (UTC)If I hear this one more time...
Thank you, these made my day!
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Date: 5/29/07 08:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 5/29/07 08:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 5/29/07 08:03 pm (UTC)It so would! It sounds like a stage name for an exotic dancer.
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Date: 5/29/07 08:17 pm (UTC)