Election jitters

I voted this morning before I even ate breakfast.

I feel like the jury has just filed out of the courtroom and now I'm waiting for them to come back in and tell me what's going to become of me.

The spouse and I will be watching election returns like people watching a scary movie -- "Hold me?"

Overheard

The guy on television says, "Karl Rove has been talking for four years about these four million missing evangelicals."

The spouse says, "Hey, the Rapture must have already happened!"