Overheards

No, I actually haven't been on vacation the entire time since the last time I posted. Not physically, anyway; mentally is another question. But, here: reward me for eavesdropping.

Daughter: "Dad, what would you want in a guy for me to marry?"
Father: "Well, what would you want?"
Daughter: "He has to be a Christian."
Father: "And it would probably help if he were totally deaf."

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