Dear subconscious

Dear subconscious,

Don't get me wrong; I'm not complaining about three nights' worth of sex dreams. Feel free to continue the trend.

But do you think it might be possible, next time, to provide me with a partner who is neither a close blood relative nor someone I despise in real life?

I'm not demanding Tom Hardy, but if you could give me a pairing that I wouldn't find loathsome in real life, I would very much appreciate it.

Otherwise, feel free to go back to the long and tediously detailed dreams about cleaning out the refrigerator.