New 21 Jump Street story: "Destiny"

... no, I have no explanation at all for this.

"Destiny"
Jenko/Schmidt -- NC-17 -- 950 words
"Did you ever think," Jenko whispered, "that, like, the universe has a plan for us?"
"Dude," Schmidt said, "you were supposed to confiscate it, not smoke it."
At in medias res or At AO3

Also, I did finally get around to putting my Losers story, "In Which Cougar Always Looks," on my site. Start on the homepage if you want to read the warnings first.