Fandom saves me in my dreams

So I dreamed that someone called me and offered me some publishing-related service (something to do with the Library of Congress), and I got distracted and said something that could be legally interpreted as agreement. Next thing I knew, three painfully thin women who looked like Fox News anchors showed up in a red pickup truck and told me I owed them fourteen thousand dollars.

But it turned out that nestra had already dealt with this scam and made a detailed post about how to solve it, so I was fine.