Dear subconscious

[resonant]

Dear subconscious,

Don't get me wrong; I'm not complaining about three nights' worth of sex dreams. Feel free to continue the trend.

But do you think it might be possible, next time, to provide me with a partner who is neither a close blood relative nor someone I despise in real life?

I'm not demanding Tom Hardy, but if you could give me a pairing that I wouldn't find loathsome in real life, I would very much appreciate it.

Otherwise, feel free to go back to the long and tediously detailed dreams about cleaning out the refrigerator.

Comments

[blueraccoon]

Would you like part of my subconscious? A lot of the dreams are really bizarre, but I did have a highlight of Matt Bomer having sex with Max Martini the other night. *That* was a dream I wanted to stay in...

[darklock]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Seriously... if the close blood relatives start pairing up with the someone's I despise... I'm giving up sleeping.

[ecaterin]

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

......ewewewewewewewewewwwwww!

[florahart]

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

(meanwhile, the other night I had a dream which involved this phenomenon AND in which Matt Damon was the star of the dream and he was not the person with whom there was any sex. WTF)

[jelazakazone]

The sex dreams I have always devolve into me being confused about why I'm wanting to have sex with someone who isn't my husband. I can't even cheat in my dreams, lol.

[sage]

Oh, god, I've had those and woke up completely nauseated each time. Gah. *shudder*

[akacat]

Suddenly I'm very, very happy that nearly everyone who appears in my dreams is anonymous.

[worn_words]

I'm so happy that all my dreams lately have involved fairly anonymous people or people that kind of look like people I might have seen around town. I don't think I've ever had a sex dream involving someone I know! (crosses fingers).

[ranalore]

I thought I was the only one! Seriously, even my sex dreams that involve people I find hot end up at me thinking, "I would rather watch you have sex with someone else I find hot than have sex with you myself, because my husband knows what I like and I know he's willing to follow directions." I, err, guess at least that means my subconscious doesn't equate hotness with sexual prowess?

[jelazakazone]

LOL! That's a slightly different twist than what happens to me. I will be kissing someone or something along those lines and then completely lose the mood because said person is not my husband. It's a little ridiculous how much he's my one twooo wuv:D

[resonant]

Occasionally I'll have a dream in which I've agreed to marry someone else. That's when I wake up so relieved.

Most of my sex dreams seem to take place in some alternate universe -- either one in which I'm not married or one in which sex is something like toothbrushing or something that doesn't carry any emotional content at all.

[jelazakazone]

Oh wow. That's kind of freaky.

Sex being compared to toothbrushing is just weird. I guess sex has emotional content for me:D

[resonant]

Yes! I would love that! Last night I had something between a scavenger hunt and a pointless series of errands. It was a relief to wake up and go to work where I could get something done.

[resonant]

Hee!

[resonant]

With additional EWs where called for!

[resonant]

Well, that stinks.

[resonant]

It is weird, but on the other hand, if I'm going to have incest dreams, I suppose I'd rather they were that sort than the other sort.

[resonant]

Yes, and then the memory comes back to you during the day when you're in a meeting with Vile Person About Whom You Dreamed ...

[resonant]

I'd prefer fictional characters; possibly I could put in a requisition? One (1) sex dream involving Han Solo, please ...

[resonant]

I would very much prefer that.

Now one time I dreamed I was making out with Anthony Bourdain, which was kind of nice. Especially since it started out as one of those dreams where you're in class and haven't done your homework.