marinarusalka: I'm just glad I'm not the only one who's ever had visions of Snape baking. I think it's his shameful secret hobby. Only Dumbledore knows, and he'll never tell, 'cause then Snape won't make his birthday cake anymore.
Res: Picturing Snape licking frosting off his fingers and murmuring, "Hm. Perhaps a drop of almond extract ..."
marinarusalka: And making little marzipan phoenixes to go on top of the cake...