Toilet paper profiteering

[resonant]

So we've got a guy on our local nextdoor page selling hoarded toilet paper and some kind of magic garlic that can prevent covid-19. Sheesh.

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[china_shop]

>:-(

And apparently each of our ears works differently! How much wrong can you fit into one ad?!

[nestra]

Wow. Fuck that guy.

[isis]

Haha, I was going to say, I'm not going to take medical advice from someone who thinks we have a listening ear and a deciphering ear.

[fairestcat]

WOW. That is a SPECTACULAR level of assholery

[sef1029]

This confirms my decision to never sign up for NextDoor.

[killabeez]

of...course.

We couldn't make this shit up, except that we do in all our post-apoc fic, because, humans.

[lunabee34]

What an asshole.

[lemonsharks]

To be fair, in apocafic it's usually coffee that becomes the new cash trade good. Slightly more romantic than toilet roll.

And now I want coffee

[minutia_r]

And apparently you only have to protect your listening ear from COVID-19 because it's carried... on sound waves? Which don't affect your deciphering ear?

[killabeez]

"There's toilet paper in that nebula!"

[resonant]

Surely there are bidets in the Federation?

[resonant]

It makes me want to send him an infectious sound file.

A sickroll, if you will.

[resonant]

I mean, he’s posting this under his real name! He’s not even ashamed!

[resonant]

Yeah, and now I know his name, so if I’m unfortunate enough to meet him in town, I’ll know what kind of brazen idiocy and/or malice to expect. Nextdoor is not anonymous. You have to own your assholishness.

[resonant]

I keep reporting the post under their new disinformation policy, but it’s still there.

[resonant]

He needs to keep the tp for all the shit he’s full of.

[lunabee34]

*rim shot*

[killabeez]

Seriously, I do not want to contemplate the thought that starships DON'T have them. They must. (But the mis-quote still made me laugh. :D)

[azurelunatic]

You never let me down.

[minutia_r]

boooooooooo