Enabler

[resonant]

Last night I dreamed I tempted the Ingalls sisters into a life of crime. (You know, Laura and Mary and Carrie from the books.) When they told me they didn't want to steal, I said, "Well, you need money. You could do yard work instead. You want to do yard work?" And they looked at each other and shook their heads and went back to stealing.

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[shetiger.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

[elbomac.livejournal.com]

Fagin crosses over!

[raqs.livejournal.com]

that's actually awesome.

now i totally want to see that series.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Heists, robberies or shoplifting? With their heavy layers of clothing, the last might be easiest ...

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*shakes with laughter*

Oh, man...Laura would actually rock at that!

[celandineb.livejournal.com]

Given the wonderfulness of yard work (not), I'm unsurprised by that choice!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

You are a very bad girl.

today while I was doing laundry

[kormantic.livejournal.com]

Little House on the Prairie was on... it was a MARATHON or something, and once again I was reminded of my LOATHING of the show, and how much I hated Michael Landon's hair and their dreary farm lives and now you remind me that YARDWORK IS THE DEVIL and that a life of crime is OH SO the way to go, if yardwork is your only alternative.

Go team you!

[venivincere]

Ohdeargod. *shakes with laughter*

[lyr]

It's a little-known fact that yard work often drives young people to crime. Oh, the humanity!

[somniesperus.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I hope Nellie Olson appears in the sequel.

[kylielee1000.livejournal.com]

I've always thought that they'd be suited to a life of crime. Everyone would be all, "Mary's innocent! She's blind, for Chrissake!" And Laura would be all, ha ha haaaa! because of course Mary's pickpocketing skills know no limits, thanks to those sensitive fingers; Carrie distracts 'em while Mary does the deed, and Laura is the brains.

See, it makes perfect sense.

[ecaterin.livejournal.com]

Res, you have a VERY BIZZARE BRAIN.

But I'm sure you knew that :P

em, passionate Laura Ingalls Wilder fan since childhood :D ...getting them to steal, LOLOLOLOL!

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

From Little House to the Big House.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

They were going around the neighborhood at night, stealing things out of people's garages and sheds, and out of any houses that might be unlocked. It was a much nicer neighborhood than the one I actually live in. They got some nice stuff!

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

She'd be good at it, wouldn't she? And I've always believed Mary was a lot sneakier than most people imagined.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

I'd certainly rather rob garages than do yard work. (And if you saw my yard, you'd believe me.)

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Even in my sleep, apparently.

Re: today while I was doing laundry

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

I never watched the show, but as I have a grade-school daughter, I've spent much quality time with the books, and clearly those girls are criminals in the making.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

See, when I don't mow the lawn, I'm just trying to be a good citizen. Why am I so misunderstood?

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

They could break into her house and steal her muff!

Boy, that sounds obscene.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

I'll buy that. Hell, I'd read that.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Hey, I can't help my subconscious, man.

[kylielee1000.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. So would I!

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, and do you know what I just remembered? After Mary goes blind she develops, like, super-hearing. (Remember that scene at the train station?) At the very least, she'd be the best lookout ever. Alternately, she's...DAREDEVIL! Mary Ingalls, the girl with no fear!

[raqs.livejournal.com]

you're assuming they'd get caught. they would not. laura is too smart for that, even if mary and carrie are a bit dim.