WIP

[resonant]

Works in progress? Depends on how you define "progress." Anyhow, here's jjtaylor's Summarize Your WIPS meme.



Remission

Remus: I used to be a werewolf. Now I'm not sure what I am.
Snape: Why are you telling me this, exactly?
Remus: Dunno. Haven't got any living friends. Any chance you might have sex with me?
Snape: Are you any good at it?
Remus: No.
Snape: Well, I suppose it's still marginally better than talking to you.

Campfire Tales

Fraser: Once upon a time, there was a poor tailor.
Ray: One time I had sex with a guy.
Fraser: Your stories are much better than mine.

DementorDelta's origfic

Res: OK, guys. Time for some more taboo cross-species sex with lots of instructions and comic missteps.
Fin and Ch'rt: We're college students. Don't we need to actually study sometimes?
Res: Shut up.

Found

Harry: That's it. I'm outta here.
Snape: Not so fast. You're coming back with me.
Harry: Make me.
[wild sex]
Harry, once he catches his breath: There are some problems in this scenario, you know.
Snape: Yes. Unfortunately, as the writer has already written the sex, the story no longer holds her interest.
Res: I'm interested. Really. But first I have to make some tuna salad.
Harry and Snape: That's what you said in April, and also in March.
Res: [eats tuna salad with her back ostentatiously turned]
Harry: Rock, scissors, or paper?
Snape: What did I do to deserve this?

Untitled triosmut #1

Hermione: Girls are different from boys. Let me explain it all to you.
[sex]

Untitled triosmut #2

Hermione: There's a trick to anal sex. Let me explain it all to you.
[sex]

Untitled triosmut #3

Ron: International Apparation is really exhausting. Hey, which one are you?
Harry or Hermione: Does it matter, really?
Ron: No.
[sex]

Untitled triosmut #4

Hermione: I don't want to have sex as often as you two do.
Harry and Ron: Fine. We'll start without you.
Hermione: Hang on. Changed my mind.
[sex]

Untitled triosmut #5

Harry: How come you always get to be on top?
Ron: The writer thinks it's hotter that way.
Harry: I protest.
Ron: Fine. You take a turn, then.
Hermione: Where am I when all this happens, again?
Ron and Harry: Studying astronomy.
Hermione: Oh, hell.

Untitled HP/SS Monster

Part 1, Section 1
Snape: [does unforgiveable thing]
Harry: [doesn't forgive him]

Part 1, Section 2
Dementors: Gotcha.
Harry: Not really.

Part 2, Section 1
Harry: I still don't forgive you.
Snape: This would be implied by the word "unforgiveable," wouldn't it.
Harry: Bastard. Angry sex?
Snape: Sure.

Part 2, Section 2
Res: OK, guys. The plan here is for something dramatic and cathartic to happen that will resolve everything happily. Any ideas?
[crickets chirp]
Res: Damn.

Untitled Due South story

Fraser: Ray's in my closet. This must mean he's dead.
Ray: Not really.
Fraser: My relationships with dead people are fraught and difficult, but on the whole I'd have to say they're better than my relationships with living people.
Res: This is awfully similar to "Beyond Embarrassment."
Cesca: I don't mind. Really. Steal from me, go ahead. Just write me something that doesn't involve underage wizards or aliens with pouches.
Fraser: So Ray's death can only improve our friendship.
Ray: It's just a flesh wound.

Untitled Shanghai Noon story

Julad: If you don't have a title, you don't know what the story's about.
Res: You're right. But I've got some nice sex. Isn't that enough?
Chon and Roy: Yes.
Julad: No.
Res: Damn.

Five Times

Fraser: I'm not going to stay in Canada, really.
Ray: Yes, you are, but I'm going to get mine before you go.
[sex]
Ray: You know what we did last night under the influence of adrenaline? Any chance of doing that again in the cold light of day?
Fraser: Sure.
[sex]
Ray: I'm engaged.
Fraser: Congratulations.
[sex]
Fraser: I'm not going to be able to stand it here much longer.
Ray: I know.
[sex]
Res: The formula requires five plots, guys, not four.
Ray and Fraser: We'll handle the sex. The plots are your problem.
Res: Damn.

Green Earrings

Hermione: [primps]
Angelina and Katie: [pounce]
Hermione: I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
Res: Was there some point to this?
Angelina, Katie, and Hermione: Wish fulfillment?
Res: Oh. OK. Carry on, then.

Cannily, Cannily

Snape: I had a miserable childhood. Now I plan to pass it on.
Res: This is depressing. Couldn't you have sex?
Snape: Can I make anyone miserable by having sex with him?
Res: Slash doesn't cover that kind of sex.
Snape: In that case, I'll stick to pedagogical pursuits, thank you.
Res: Then welcome to Perpetual WIP Limbo.
Snape: Everyone here is miserable. I think I'm going to like it here.

The Project

Harry and Snape: We've got to what?
Res: Have sex and save the world.
Harry and Snape: I thought you didn't write that kind of story.
Res: Apparently I don't.

O Canada

Ray: Don't kid yourself. You're never going to write this one.
Res: But I have these great notes about the RCMP dentist reenactors.
Ray: Uh-huh. From two years ago.
Res: And Fraser was going to teach you to speak French.
Fraser: Ray, perhaps she really will finish what she --
Jim and Blair: Don't bet on it.
Fraser: Oh, dear.
Res: I hate you.

Comments

[nestra.livejournal.com]

It makes me giggle that you have five in-progress untitled triosmut stories.

Giggle, and anticipate.

Fraser: Ray, perhaps she really will finish what she --
Jim and Blair: Don't bet on it.

Poor Jim and Blair, left behind by so many people.

[celli]

heeheehee!

Fraser: Ray, perhaps she really will finish what she --
Jim and Blair: Don't bet on it.

*looks guiltily at JAG characters* I've never heard this, oh no.

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

*laughs, snorts, spews water over keyboard*

I would read any of these. Most happily.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Hee. I want to read these, yes I do!

[crimsonclad.livejournal.com]

RCMP Dentist Reenactors is so the new name of my imaginary band.

How's the tuna?

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Delicious. But as the old wives would say, Cookin' wears out. Smuttin' don't.

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

*wipes tears from my eyes*

The Project

Harry and Snape: We've got to what?
Res: Have sex and save the world.
Harry and Snape: I thought you didn't write that kind of story.
Res: Apparently I don't.

This especially made me giggle. Not like it matters. I'm a res whore. I'd read anything you wrote.

[ntamara.livejournal.com]

Ray: It's just a flesh wound.

:: cracks up ::

oh man, I'd love to read that one (love to read new dS from you in any case. and HP too of course *g*)

[schuyler.livejournal.com]

Oh, that brightened my day. Apart from being hilarious, it's nice to know that I'm not the only one having trouble attaching actual plots to my trio stories. (I'm not sure I understand why I have to in the first place.)

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Who needs plot when you've got sweet-hot bestfriendsex?

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

I think I'd very happily give like - an organ or something to read new DS from you. And this:

Fraser: Ray's in my closet. This must mean he's dead.
Ray: Not really.
Fraser: My relationships with dead people are fraught and difficult, but on the whole I'd have to say they're better than my relationships with living people.
Res: This is awfully similar to "Beyond Embarrassment."
Cesca: I don't mind. Really. Steal from me, go ahead. Just write me something that doesn't involve underage wizards or aliens with pouches.

Had me laughing to hard people were starting to look at me funny *g*

[shatterglass.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee.

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Too effing funny. I wish I thought about stories this much, but unfortunately I don't. I just start writing the damn thing and worry about resolutions later. As a result, I've only got 1 WIP, so my list would be really boring. :) It's good sometimes to be a Bear of Little Brain.

[flambeau.livejournal.com]

I really want you to write these stories. I also want you to come over here and clean the coke off my monitor.

[cluegirl.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I have the courage to do this meme...

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Do it! I want to read it!

I felt like that at first, and also like I was giving away all my best plots. And then it began to seem more amusing to me than actually working on any of the stories. (Procrastination conquers all, eventually.)

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

TRIO SMUT!! I want I want!

Hey, explaining anal sex and arguing about who gets to be on top...those ARE plots. They ARE, dammit!

*pouts because I did this meme a while back and only one person commented.*

[lynnmonster.livejournal.com]

Campfire Tales

Fraser: Once upon a time, there was a poor tailor.
Ray: One time I had sex with a guy.
Fraser: Your stories are much better than mine.

Funniest thing I've read all day, regardless of length and/or completeness...

[painless-j.livejournal.com]

Are there any chances for 'Untitled HP/SS Monster' to be finished?

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Ha. Should have known that you'd be the one to zero on the most difficult and ambitious one of the bunch.

So far I have about five pages of feverish notes, about five more pages of weird Occlumency scenes, and no clue at all how to resolve it.

If you'd care to offer ideas, e-mail me (resonant8(at)att(dot)net) and I'll give you a quick rundown of what happens. Someone has to figure out how to turn it all into a happy ending.

Please Liberate them from WIP Limbo

[(Anonymous)]

These are absolutely hilarious!
I'm preparing my dance of joy in anticipation of the day you'll post a new DS story. I'm also drooling at the prospect of more triosmut, Res femslash, and greatly intrigued by the Untitled HP/SS Monster.
So please, put down the tuna sandwich and write! Pretty please?

-Sheng

[simplelyric.livejournal.com]

Many of these amused me, but I'm most entertained by "Campfire Tales." And I agree with Chon and Roy. *g*

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

I would have posted Chon and Roy during WIP Amnesty week, but I was sick all that week, damn it.

[dementordelta.livejournal.com]

*does happy bounce* Oh wow--mine's in there! Can't wait to read it. But, er, if you'd like to work on some of those Snarry ones, I wouldn't mind...

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

It's getting rewritten even as we speak. Julad says she was scared of the pouch, but it's good pouch.

[jack-pride.livejournal.com]

Res: This is awfully similar to "Beyond Embarrassment."
Cesca: I don't mind. Really. Steal from me, go ahead. Just write me something that doesn't involve underage wizards or aliens with pouches.

Bwah! I knew there was a reason I liked Ces.

[zebra363.livejournal.com]

I'm in awe that you have this many concepts in your head at once.

Would love to read "Campfire Tales"!

[giglet.livejournal.com]

Yay!
If nothing else, the WIPs have provided a lot of amusement here.
Thank you!

[frostfire-17.livejournal.com]

This is fabulous. *steals, laughing*

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Yay! The more the better.