Res ipsa loquitur

...is the hottest thing I've read in I don't know how long. And Rodney's a hoot, cavorting with his new breasts and being all experimental with it and completely unselfconscious and even enthusiastic about his temporary womanhood, and no wonder John's kind of flail-y, because who wouldn't be when faced with that? And then all the sex, and, man, that was, whoo. I need a drink. *fans self*