Mysteries of married life

[resonant]

In cleaning off the pile of paper on top of the microwave, I found a piece of hotel notepaper with "Andrea, room 453," and a phone number written on it in unfamiliar feminine handwriting.

When the spouse came home from the gym, I showed it to him and said, "I know all about your fling with Andrea."

He said, "Hey, how do I know you didn't have a fling with Andrea? You could be accusing me to deflect attention from yourself."

So there you have it. One of us had an affair, but we can't remember which one.

Comments

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I think you're missing the idea of the best of both worlds, and I can give it to you in a single word:

Threesome.

:D

[giglet.livejournal.com]

Clearly one (or two) of you weren't doing your best, if it's that unmemorable...

[nestra.livejournal.com]

Blame the cat?

[wildmachinery.livejournal.com]

WIN.

[darklock.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* It was me. I admit it. I just can't figure out how my note made it to the top of your microwave.

Thanks for the giggle.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

When Alzheimer's meets infidelity?

[ecaterin.livejournal.com]

That's IT! They had a threesome and it was so amazing that it blew all their circuits and now neither one can remember a thing!

It's tragic, really. :D

[wesleysgirl.livejournal.com]

Bwah!!!

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Wow, if she was that kinky AND that good -- is there any way you can send me her phone number, Res? :D

[cereta.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you're not me?

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

That sounds like my household--and it's awesome, btw. Gotta love those sorts of conversations!

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Well, if your nickname is Andrea, then it's possible that you've had both of us and none of us remember it.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

You're right! Andrea could be your cheeky lesbian lover or it could be your totally hot boyfriend from Italy!! Ah, the possibilities!!

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Only the number of a hotel room way, way downstate from you. Want to drive past four hours of cornfields?

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Either that or it literally blew someone's mind.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

The tomcat has been having an affair! All is explained! (Can't be the she-cat; she doesn't even like people to pet her.)

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Memory loss makes everything so much more exciting.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

We forgot the sex. You forgot the wild microwave cooking that followed.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Alzheimer's could make monogamy new every day!

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

It's sad how a total brain failure is redeemed by knowing I can post it on LJ.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

When you can't remember, all you can do is laugh.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I never thought of the Italian angle! It's a woman's handwriting, but maybe his girlfriend wrote it for us!

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Not for an uncertain outcome, tell you that much :D