Debate parody

A guy named Jim Sullivan wrote a hilarious little parody of the Kerry/Bush debate as a letter to the editor in our local paper here. I don't want to quote much because the whole thing is so short, but here's a bit.

Moderator: "Senator Kerry, what time is it?"
Kerry: "9:15 Eastern Daylight Time."
Moderator: "Mr. President, your response?"
Bush: "There, you see? That's what I'm talking about -- yet another example of my opponent's inconsistency and mixed messages. Earlier in this debate, he gave a completely different answer ..."

Fannish dream

Last night I dreamed Benton Fraser was kissing me. Envy me.

He was a very good kisser. Of course, he was also telling me to hush up and not interfere with his plan, because he knew what he was doing, thank you very much. So ... a realistic dream, then.