[clings to internets]

Oh! Beautiful computer, never leave me again! Yes, the original problem recurred, and this time it had to be sent in for service. I was computerless for four long days, my friends, and I may bear the scars forever.

Eventually I'll spam you all with demands that you help me with my Christmas menu and discuss options for backing up music files, but for now I just want to look with joy at my imaginary friends and all their lovely smut. How I've missed you.