I did that for justice, Ray

I still don't have my computer back, so I can talk to y'all (on the spouse's horrible Dell laptop, while he sleeps) but you can't reliably talk back to me. But I'm lonesome for my imaginary friends, so here: I'll yammer at you about jury duty. I just came off two days of it, which was not as much of a blow to my faith in humanity as you might expect.

(omg, the spouse's Enter key just popped up like a door with the hinge on the top. Must hide evidence of crime.)

( Anyway. Ahem. Leadership. )