Bending spoons

I was talking about a story I read once in which someone licked someone's eardrum. I said I was surprised that I hadn't seen that sort of thing in Night Vale fandom, where prehensile tongues aren't ruled out by canon. And king_touchy commented:

Oh god, just by writing that out you likely caused exactly that fic to spontaneously exist.

And, you know, it's probably true. Reality is malleable, and fandom doubly so. Who knows what I've let loose on the world with the power of my imagination!

With that in mind, let's try to use that power for good! With the power of my mind, I'm causing the following stories to burst spontaneously into existence:

1. A story in which, while two people are falling in love, one of them washes the other's hair.
   
   
2. A story in which one character says, "That feels so incredible. I don't even know what you're doing to me," and the other one tells him.
   
   
3. A story with the line: "No. I don't want you to have what you want. What you want is to be safe from me."
   
   
4. A story where a buttoned-up character only lets his emotions out when the other one can't respond -- say, talking into a hidden earpiece during a stakeout.
   
   
5. A story where two people with an intense and difficult relationship go fishing together, sitting back-to-back on a cooler.
   
   
6. A kiss in a kitchen.