Perspective

May. 8th, 2019 07:18 pm
resonant: Ray Kowalski (Due South) (Default)
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I was in the elevator with my co-worker, complaining about my allergies.

My co-worker is from Belarus. When you imagine him speaking, imagine Dr. Jumba from "Lilo and Stitch."

"And I can't hear out of my right ear at all," I said.

"We are all dyink," he said, "from the moment we are born."

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Date: 5/9/19 01:11 am (UTC)
stultiloquentia: Campbells condensed primordial soup (Default)
From: [personal profile] stultiloquentia
:)

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Date: 5/9/19 03:03 am (UTC)
mergatrude: (birthday_candles)
From: [personal profile] mergatrude
Does he spend time with my 10yo? Because that's what I hear from them.

Also, happy birthday!

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Date: 5/9/19 03:54 am (UTC)
runpunkrun: illustration of numbered sheep jumping over a sleeping figure, text: runpunkrun (and then she woke up)
From: [personal profile] runpunkrun
I love the brevity with which you tell this story.

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Date: 5/9/19 10:09 am (UTC)
cimorene: An art nouveau floral wallpaper in  greens and blues (wild)
From: [personal profile] cimorene
There's nothing like a dose of properly deadpan existentialism to bring everything back into the proper absurdist perspective! 😆

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Date: 5/9/19 11:57 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] anelith
I'm going to borrow this, it sounds like the perfect response.

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