Overheard and overseen
Dec. 19th, 2005 11:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
resonantI've just watched a perfectly ordinary-looking guy put seven creamer packs in one cup of coffee.
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"She had these implants. They looked like shoeboxes. In both size and shape."
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Guy at playground takes out his cigarette and says, "C'mon, babe, we gotta go to Whole Foods."
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"I don't drink around my in-laws, because I might relax."
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"Do we have a quorum?"
"I think we even have a quorum of Kathys."
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An author in my writer's group: "I could be on the Revision Diet." [Stamps foot and whines:] "If I want chips, I can have them!"
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"She had these implants. They looked like shoeboxes. In both size and shape."
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Guy at playground takes out his cigarette and says, "C'mon, babe, we gotta go to Whole Foods."
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"I don't drink around my in-laws, because I might relax."
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"Do we have a quorum?"
"I think we even have a quorum of Kathys."
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An author in my writer's group: "I could be on the Revision Diet." [Stamps foot and whines:] "If I want chips, I can have them!"