Picturing you, but badly

So apparently Fabula and Merry were the two that I got mostly right, and the rest of y'all are going, "Well, yes, you're correct in the sense that I have eyes and hair and hands ..."

In case anyone is wondering what I look like, I am (unlike Millay's Witch-Wife) both pink and pale. I'm round and bespectacled. My hair is earlobe-length, medium brown, and curly; my eyes are very dark brown. I have one of those smiles that show both rows of teeth. And my height is precisely average, as is my shoe size.

Or else I'm a houseplant. Or Callum Keith Rennie's grinning mouth, or Johnny Depp's eyes. You choose.