Randomly complaining to the universe

1. The heat advisory doesn't expire until 11 p.m. A heat advisory in the dark -- that's just an abomination.

2. There is something disgusting on the outside of our garage door. I don't know what it is. It's so hot here that things are beginning to change their chemical compositions (all but Twinkies, which can sit in a hot car for eight hours and still be exactly the same, only hot), so I can' t begin to guess what this substance might be when it isn't a molten blob, but it looks almost like ... white cheese.