More overheard and overseen

"Look at the baby. She's dreaming about smart ballerinas and powerful businesswomen."

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Sign on a jar of tea at the coffee shop: "It's me! Decaf orange cinnamon!"

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"The more electronics they get, the more monstrous they become."

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And from a coffee shop worker who has another job at a bar: "The rest of the nights, the guys have to wear ties, but not on Country Night. Because there are a lot of bar fights on Country Night, and the first thing the guys do when a fight breaks out is to take off their ties."

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"Holy Mary mother of cinnamon rolls!"

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"Nobody's going to *die.* You don't have game shows where people *die.*"

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At the Fair:

"Look. That booth is selling 'Freedom Fries.' "

"Well, when you look at things on a cosmic scale, we're really very close to primordial slime. So you shouldn't be surprised."