Truth is less unpleasant than fiction

Today I was thinking about Benton Fraser, Severus Snape, and Sherlock Holmes.

I am kinked so hard for male characters like these guys -- the ones who ought to have "Serious Intimacy Problems" tattooed on their forehead as a warning to others, the ones who might be steamy volcanoes of untapped passion or might be cold fish through and through -- that I evaluate potential fandoms based on whether any of the guys in them are emotionally unavailable enough to suit me.

I'm so very lucky that I'm not attracted to the same kind of guys in real life as in fiction.